The Pain, my mother, Sir Tiffy, cyber boy & me.

It all started with The Pain. He officially came into my life exactly nine weeks and one day before my year Ten Graduation Dance.

It was a Friday. The thirteenth day of the month. Notice anything there?

Maggie Butt’s world is under siege. An annoying stranger is taking over not only her mother’s life. But hers too.

There’s also Sister Evangelista (aka the Sister-minator) extreme dating disasters, the mysterious Nerd King and the arrival of the Catnof the Walking Dead to contend with. The question is, can Maggie keep it all together?