Middle school: going bush. James Patterson and Martin Chatterton. 2016.

Words of wisdom from a man of experience (that’s me):

• Never wish for something interesting to happen.
• Never share a room with a farty Brazilian
• Never forget how awesome it is to be on solid ground
• Never trust a bearded bushman
• Never EVER play fetch with a crocodile.

Last time I went Down Under, things got pretty crazy. This time I’m much wiser and more mature - I’m Rafe Khatchadorian, Young Artist.Besides, the Aussie bush can’t be any worse than the beach. Right?