Fifty sheds of grey a parody. C.T. Grey. 2012.

'Hurt met she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over the workbench.

Very well, I replied, You've got fat ankles and no dress sense.

Colin Grey's life was happy and simple until the day everything changed - the day his wife read THAT book. Suddenly, 1e was thrust head-first into a dack illicit world of pleasure and pain. This is the story of one man's struggle against a tide of tempestuous. erotic desire and of the greatest love of all: the love betwoon a man and his shed.

*WARNING: This book containir graphle shed-based images. Please don't look if you are basily offended