Brilliant world of Tom Gates. Liz Pichon. 2012.

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE:

1. My grumpy sister, Delia

2. Marcus Meldrew (who is an idiot)

3. Mrs Worthington, who has a moustache (it’s tricky not to start)

I’m Tom Gates. When my teachers don’t have their beady eyes on me, I like to draw pictures and think of ways to annoy Delia. My teachers think I am easily distracted and ‘lack focus’. Which is a bit harsh, because right now I am very focused on which biscuit I should eat first…….mmmm