A MYSTERIOUS DRIVEWAY! (Sure, it’s in a restaurant that serves poop, but that doesn’t make it any less mysterious, OK?)
BEHOLD! What lies beyond?! An EVIL centipede? An alternate universe? A FEW DECENT EXPLANATIONS? Yrrring! NING! NING! HEY! WAS THAT A CHAINSAW?! Let’s see if you can read and run at the same time…. GO!
