Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging. Louise Rennison. 2005.

Read the crazy confessions of Georgia Nicolson in her hilarious, bestselling diary.

There are so many things very wrong with my life:

• The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.
• My so-called ‘pet’ Angus, just spat at me.
• I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.
• I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.