Small dreams of a scorpion. Spike Milligan. 1973.

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They chop down 100ft trees

To make chairs

I bought one

I am six-foot one inch

When I sit in the chair

I’m four foot two.

Did they really chop down a 100ft tree

To make me look shorter?

Here’s a volume of Millipoems on pollution, population and conservation - serious subjects, overlaid by the inimitable Milligan humour.