Dear Ms Clarry,
It is with great pleasure that we invite you to join our Society.
We have just found out about your holiday. It is so impressive! You had four assignments, an English essay and a chapter of maths to do. And you didn’t do one single piece of homework!
Fabulous!
Also we have a feeling that you haven a History test today. And you’re trying to study now? On the bus? With the Brookfield boys climbing onto each other’s shoulders to get to the emergency roof exit? And with Celia about to get on the bus at any moment? And you think that’s going to make a difference!!!
That’s really very amusing, Elizabeth. We like you for it.
You’re perfect for our Society and we’re very excited about having you join.
Yours sincerely
The Manager
Society of People who are Definitely Going to Fail High School (and Most Probably Life as Well!)
