Is this the right book for you?
Take the DISGUSTING TEST and find out.
Do you do any - or all - of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps or wee in swimming pools?
Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row?
Do you wish you knew the most disgusting word in the world?
Do you think brussel sprouts are a delicious mouth-watering treat?
Do you like stories about my disgusting things like dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs?
SCORE 1 point for each yes answer.
3-5 You are completely and utterly disgusting. You will love this book
1-2. You are fairly disgusting. You will love this book.
0. You are a disgusting liar. You will love this book.
